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Appendix N is out in Hardback!

People have hounded me about this for months. When, Jeffro? When?! When is APPENDIX N going to be out in some kind of honest to goodness book format.

I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve approached complete strangers in order to wax eloquent on the brilliance of my literary exploits only to find out that there of mass quantities of people out there that will not read anything unless it is real. No, an ebook reader will not do! It’s gotta be old-fashioned wood pulp. It’s got to be something nice that would make for a touching gift or something uber-cool that would look good on the coffee table.

But I tell ya, it’s the pleading that really got to me– the people that came to me, desperate to read my book, begging for me to do anything I could to facilitate the process of it being transformed into a real world artifact. And they wouldn’t take no for an answer, but rather they’d just keep coming, asking over and over and over. Each time I’d say, “not yet”, they looked just a little bit dimmer. The pain of not being able to read my book as a manifestation of elements of the prime material plane was actually causing them to disencorporate!

So people, when I tell you that I know how difficult these past few months have been, what I mean by that is that I know how difficult these past few months have been. But those days are gone! A new one is dawning. One in which not only do people begin to play classic fantasy role-playing games the way they were designed to be played, but also in which the face of fantasy and science fiction genre is transformed by a return to the sort of heady elements that transfixed countless generations before us.

This is quite simply the most influential book I have ever written. Buy a copy today. Buy two. Buy several to give away. You know how betrayed you felt as read author after mind-blowing author, wondering why it was that nobody told you how great they were until now. It’s up to you now to be the change that you wish you’d encountered decades ago.

There’s never been a better time to get on the right side of history. And it’s never been more hilarious that the backstory of everybody’s favorite games have turned out to be the key to that.

APPENDIX N. In hardback. Buy it!

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6 responses to “Appendix N is out in Hardback!

  1. Cirsova July 3, 2017 at 9:03 am

    Reblogged this on Cirsova and commented:
    Finally, out in dead tree fiber format!
    The book that launched a movement.

    • hoocott July 3, 2017 at 6:57 pm

      I gab posted it and got 14 likes and 8 reposts.

      Conversely my alt pulprev fan fic posts only get like 4 likes on a good day.
      Man I could totally coat tail Jeffro’s stuff and get YUGE!!

      Hurry up and write another book Jeffro so i can collect some more Gab likes!!

      Tom foolery aside this is great news all around.
      I’m JUICED!!

  2. jimfear138 July 4, 2017 at 1:08 am

    HELL YEAH
    THE HYPE IS REAL, FAM

  3. Pingback: Appendix N is out in Hardback! | Miller's Tales

  4. J. D. Brink July 5, 2017 at 9:07 pm

    I’m one of those stubby-armed dinosaurs who greatly prefers a real book printed on hand-held paper to staring at a screen. I’ve been curious about this for a long time… might be time to pick it up!

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